Special Valentines Day knock knock jokes for that special one!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to be my Valentine?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise bringing you Valentine hugs and kisses!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
B-9
B-9 who?
B-9 forever!
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny really likes you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise bringing you Valentine chocolates!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise in love with you, my Valentine!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
Knock knock
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad you’re my Valentine!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby owl
Baby owl who?
Baby, owl always be your Valentine!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss and let’s Joe.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juno
Juno who?
Juno I love you, right?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alda
Alda who?
Alda gold in the world couldn’t replace you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shad
Shad who?
Shad forever if you won’t be my Valentine.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for loving me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Otto
Otto who?
Otto know I’m very fond of you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Aldo to the moon and back for you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess the love of your life wanting to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Aw, how sweet. I miss you too.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honey, dew you love me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to ever lose you, my Valentine!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?
You forgot who you love?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda be my Valentine?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juno
Juno who?
Juno I love you, right?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tobias
Tobias who?
Tobias a Valentines Day dinner would be nice.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-lightfully yours!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream my love for you so the whole world can hear!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abyssinia
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia in my dreams.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Marry
Marry who?
Marry me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise here for hugs and kisses!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Value
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alva
Alva who?
Alva bouquet of flowers for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leena
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I’ll give you a kiss!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you marry me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi be more than just friends?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a kiss because I love you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive spending time with you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Warrior
Warrior who?
Warrior been all my life?
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do love you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for loving me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby owl
Baby owl who?
Baby, owl always love you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you be my Valentine?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A door
A door who?
I a-door you. Be my Valentine!
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