Groan-worthy, really bad knock knock jokes just for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Althea
Althea who?
Althea tomorrow!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Underwear
Underwear who?
Ever underwear you’re going?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Major
Major who?
Major open the door, didn’t I?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you loada the car!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mayonaise
Mayonaise who?
Mayonaise a crowd out here. Come see!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Allied
Allied who?
Allied about wanting to come in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mile
Mile who?
Mile, you’re on Candid Camera!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Aw, how sweet. I miss you, too!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Window
Window who?
Window wind blows the cradle will rock.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie like we should visit more often.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey, bee sweet and open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel so I knocked.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albee
Albee who?
Albee a monkey’s uncle!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sacha
Sacha who?
Sacha self down and let’s visit.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Verdi
Verdi who?
Verdi good question. It’s me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
The leaf you can do is open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred of the dark!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Viper
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Althea
Althea who?
Althea to the car if you’re ready to go.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego riding. It’s a beautiful day!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah playground around here?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Agatha
Agatha who?
Agatha door key, but it won’t work.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for inviting me over.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Aldo to the moon and back for you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
B-9
B-9 who?
B-9 forever!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat get your mom. I need her.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albert
Albert who?
Albert you like knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elizabeth
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Okay. Who, who, who.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Warrior
Warrior who?
Warrior been? I’ve been knocking and knocking.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cosmo
Cosmo who?
You trying to Cosmo trouble?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to my stomach, it’s time to eat!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
No they don’t. Cows go moo.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
B-9
B-9 who?
B-9, I-17, N-32, G-41 O-74. I’ve got Bingo!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is standing between us.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia
Cynthia who?
Cynthia right there. Open the door, please.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m here?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anka
Anka who?
Anka down the patio furniture. A storm’s a coming.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dumbbell
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell never works for me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water your plans today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
God
God who?
God bless you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls
Owls who?
That’s right, Owls hoo!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon cold out here. Let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Manchu
Manchu who?
Manchu your food six times at least.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas pass the butter!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body ready to play?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne drops keep fallin’ on my head.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny really likes you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abbott
Abbott who?
Abbott time you opened the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Do we
Do we who?
I didn’t know you were an ambulance.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rhydon
Rhydon who?
You are Rhydon time!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln who?
Aw, come on, don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Acid
Acid who?
Acid sit down and be quiet!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me a cuckoo.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan the moon are out tonight.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
I adore you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Agh
Agh who?
Oh, sorry, I didn’t know you had a cold!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewott
Dewott who?
Dewott you gotta do!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne is really coming down. Open up.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sacha
Sacha who?
Sacha beautiful day!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ocala
Ocala who?
Ocala-fornia, here I come. Right back where I started from.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
I’m excited to see you too!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy delivering your newspaper.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Poop
Poop who?
Haha, you just said poo-poo!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sweater
Sweater who?
Sweater is what they call someone who works hard on a hot day.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wilbur Wright
Wilbur Wright who?
Wilbur Wright back after this guitar solo!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Love me or leaf me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan Stripes Forever!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Allied
Allied who?
Allied and I’m really sorry!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yaw
Yaw who?
Are you a cowboy?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aesop
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jacklyn
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Theresa
Theresa who?
Theresa tornado coming. Open up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda have dinner with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tiss
Tiss who?
A Tiss-who is good for blowing your nose!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to teach the world to sing!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yetta
Yetta who?
Yetta nother bad knock knock joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oink, oink
Oink, oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yodel-lay-he
Yodel-lay-he who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sinbad
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you’ll never get to heaven.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cashew
Cashew who?
No thanks. I prefer almonds.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, Doctor Strange.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carl
Carl who?
Car’l get you there faster than a bike.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
King Tut
King Tut who?
King tut-key fried chicken, want’s some?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
That’s what an owl says!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honey, dew you love me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
It’s open.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Agatha
Agatha who?
Agatha blues in the night!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Agatha
Agatha who?
Agatha blues in the night!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I did up
I did up who?
You did a poo?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo vroom, vroom!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
No, I prefer google.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
R2D2.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q is my favorite meal.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Raichu
Raichu who?
Raichu are!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mufasa
Mufasa who?
Simba, you have forgotten me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rhydon
Rhydon who?
Rhydon yonder is the old school house.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arctics
Arctics who?
Arctics gonna bite me if they get in my long-johns?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bless
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aurora
Aurora who?
Aurora if you don’t let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon be your friend if you’d like me to be!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
El
El who?
El low, how are you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Weed
Weed who?
You and I, weed don’t want to be like them.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
The red furry monster from Sesame Street!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Allison
Allison who?
Allison Wonderland is a fun story!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and open up, would you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ally
Ally who?
Ally gator.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis an even natural number.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shmellmop
Shmellmop who?
NO! I will not!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby owl
Baby owl who?
Baby, owl always love you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrot
Carrot who?
Carrot-e CHOP
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom-AY-to or tom-AH-to?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aww. Don’t cry!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toby
Toby who?
Toby or not to be-that is the question.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Althea
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amahl
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna one Anna two.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bob
Bob who?
Bob baa black sheep, have you any wool?
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