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New Years Knock Knock Jokes

Ring in the New Year with a few very lame New Years knock knock jokes!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
For cheese a jolly good fellow!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor glass and toast the New Year!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?
Beth wishes for a happy New Year!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Freeze
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow!

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