Have a great time with these clever, funny knock knock jokes for kids!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
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Who’s there?
Eat
Eat who?
Eat-er let me in or I’ll tell mom!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich, please.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Allison
Allison who?
Allison Wonderland is a fun story!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
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Who’s there?
Bob
Bob who?
Bob baa black sheep, have you any wool?
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Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for the gift.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tinker
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Althea
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Joanne
Joanne who?
Joanne tell is a fun game.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows
Cows who?
Cows go moo, not who.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yodel-lay-he
Yodel-lay-he who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrot
Carrot who?
Carrot-e CHOP
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery special person to see you!
Knock knock
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eiffel
Eiffel who?
Eiffel. Will you bandage my boo boo?
Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry happy to meet you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Guitar
Guitar who?
Guitar kites. There’s a strong wind blowing.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Well, I’m a sock so we’re a perfect match.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas and thank you are the magic words.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?
Beth you didn’t expect it to be me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturdays?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada lot of sweets. Now I’ve got a tummy ache!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore like you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Brocolli
Brocolli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harris
Harris who?
Harris things with you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jose’
Jose’ who?
José can you see by the dawn’s early light?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cashew
Cashew who?
Thanks, I love cashews!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you going to open the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
You don’t know who Elmo is?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan Stripes Forever!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese going to take me to the zoo.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to do classwork today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia
Cynthia who?
Cynthia such a good friend, I brought you a present.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the market is selling your favorite candy.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a fun game to play!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
El
El who?
El low, it’s me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln who?
Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon be your friend if you’d like me to be!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone know it’s time for school?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry nice to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eiffel
Eiffel who?
Eiffel off my bike and hurt my leg.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes you and me leaving for school.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
The red furry monster from Sesame Street!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Do we
Do we who?
I didn’t know you were an ambulance.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad you’re my mom!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben looking forward to seeing you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to come out to play?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito is buzzing my head.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
God
God who?
God bless you.
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us, please open it up.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for inviting me over.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Guitar
Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harris
Harris who?
Harris your book report coming?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
That’s what an owl says!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A door
A door who?
A-door-able kitten. Yours for free!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to ever lose you as my friend!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hollis
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, you’re still my friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you know about knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
You don’t look like a shoe!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess little ole me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harris
Harris who?
Harris you doing today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isadore
Isadore who?
Isadore bell broken?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe tie my shoes for me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi study together for the test?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you like knock knock jokes, too.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jewel
Jewel who?
Jewel be happy to know that I passed my math test.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me a cuckoo.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mile
Mile who?
Mile, I’m going to take your picture.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bless
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel so I knocked.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
El
El who?
El low. Want to ride bikes with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oink, oink
Oink, oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe let me borrow your backpack?
Knock knock
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas pass the butter!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sadie
Sadie who?
Sadie the magic word and I’ll open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Okay. Who, who, who.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aww. Don’t cry!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls
Owls who?
That’s right, Owls hoo!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for being my friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo vroom, vroom!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy is the first day of school!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Veal
Veal who?
Veal be friends forever.
Who’s there?
Owl says
Owl says who?
Well, I’m glad you know what it says!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eddy
Eddy who?
Eddy time I get a cold, my nose stops up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There’s a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name?!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
I know. I’m pretty exciting!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No they don’t. Cows go moo.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aurora
Aurora who?
Aurora is what a lion does.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yaw
Yaw who?
Are you a cowboy?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Free
Free who?
Free blind mice, here for a visit.
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