Some of the funniest knock knock jokes around!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
RV
RV who?
RV still friends?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ali
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wynaut
Wynaut who
Wynaut let me in?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut be crazy! You know who this is!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amana
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany one getting tired of knock knock jokes?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alva
Alva who?
Alva strong desire to give you a hug!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hallways
Hallways who?
Hallways thought you were special!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use askin’ when you can just open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken to see if you are feeling better.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce forgive and forget!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wynaut
Wynaut who?
Wynaut spend the day with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise your boy friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Watson
Watson who?
Watson your to do list today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy selling magazines.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you just let me in?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the sound. I love that song!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cashew
Cashew who?
I always knew you were a little nuts!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the food if you’ll join me for a picnic
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Window
Window who?
Window wind blows it makes dust devils.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
B-4
B-4 who?
B-4 you go to school, do your homework!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to work today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream loud and long when I’m kept waiting.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke on the bright side. I’m not a bill collector!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Otto
Otto who?
Otto know I’m very fond of you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Just chicken in on you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie sick. Take me to a doctor.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing later tonight?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toucan
Toucan who?
Toucan play this game!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben your friend for a long, long time.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi study for the test together?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin Peter to pay Paul.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Veal
Veal who?
Veal look for that lost ball now.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut go out dressed like that!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alda
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone. I’m busy!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus was leaking like a sieve during that rainstorm.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Veal
Veal who?
Veal be parents soon.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ the door open.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alda
Alda who?
Alda gold in the world couldn’t replace you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sacha
Sacha who?
Sacha long time since I’ve seen you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adlai
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia
Cynthia who?
Cynthia asked, it’s your new neighbor!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hollis
Hollis who?
Hollis is well with me. How about you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon open the door or not.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who?
Aaron on the barber floor is inevitable.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Brocolli
Brocolli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isadore
Isadore who?
Isadore bell broken?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abba
Abba who?
Abba banana.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dumbbell
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell is broken again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cat
Cat who?
Cat you see, it’s me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Warrior
Warrior who?
Warrior been all my life?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amana
Amana who?
Amana bad way and need a friend to talk to!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya please keep quiet in there? I’m trying to sleep.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owl says
Owl says who?
Well, I’m glad you know what it says!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in there?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin town was asking about you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip the tank. It’s time for a vacation.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred the needle if you sew!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah good place to eat nearby?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you ever let me in?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mayonaise
Mayonaise who?
Mayonaise some crazy people out here. Let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy is a good day for a walk in the park.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny forgot to unlock the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy going to freeze out here if you keep stalling.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me to the grocery store, please!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
B2
B2 who?
B2 school on time.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alva
Alva who?
Alva heart! Let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya help me with my fundraising sales?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amahl
Amahl who?
Amahl afraid out here in the dark!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Uruguay
Uruguay who?
Uruguay is the best way. Let’s go.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany one going to fix the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice joke please come to an end?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think about it.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther anything I can pick up for you at the store?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
B-4
B-4 who?
B-4 you do anything else, fix your doorbell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito is buzzing my head.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita recipe while I gather the ingredients.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran into our old friend, Sam, the other day.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ankara
Ankara who?
Your An-kara from Wisconsin.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to my watch, it’s time to go.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita come in. It’s raining cats and dogs out here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides packages open so we can see what’s in there.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi dispense with the questions?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Veal
Veal who?
Veal be friends forever.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dish
Dish who?
Dish kind of joke gets old very fast.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amahl
Amahl who?
Amahl wet. It’s raining.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Issac
Issac
Issac of knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for loving me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma-ny times must I knock before you let me in?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore like you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alexia
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Notta
Notta who?
Notta nother mosquito.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think it is?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us, please open it up.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon be my forever friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in its freezing!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ivysaur
Ivysaur who?
Ivysaur wrist from all the knocking.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down. It’s late!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred I may have the wrong house. Is this Sam’s place?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego shoot some hoops!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia delivery guy!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule be glad if you let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita friend to visit with!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran as fast as I could to get here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butch
Butch who?
Butch your things in my car. I’m driving.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a new car. Want to go with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to do these jokes all night?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna you really don’t know who this is?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lyndon
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I’ll tell you a secret.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita talk to you face to face.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell more knock-knock jokes than you can.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al buy lunch if you’ll join me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewott
Dewott who?
Dewott I say!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will hear.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arcainine
Arcainine who?
Arcainine needs to go to the vet!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Watson
Watson who?
Watson TV tonight?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A door
A door who?
A-door-able kitten. Yours for free!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe let me borrow your backpack?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Guitar
Guitar who?
Guitar keys. We’re taking the car.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rufus
Rufus Who?
Rufus the most important part of your house!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A herd
A herd who?
I herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dish
Dish who?
Dish may be my last visit for awhile.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Ice who?
Icy you’re awake now. Let’s go.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon tired of knocking.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow need to ask so many questions.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy door gets opened, I’ll tell you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the market is selling your favorite candy.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me with these delivery boxes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is by my voice?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
William
Wiliam who?
Willia-mind loaning me your ski jacket?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Beef-ore I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iowa
Iowa who?
Iowa a lot, she saved my life.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this town. Want to join me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eskimo
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions like that and I’m leaving!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me later. I’m headed to the gym.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stupid
Stupid who?
Stupid you, that’s who.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Window
Window who?
Window timer goes off, dinner is done.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben working up the nerve to knock.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Don’t get so excited. Just open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair once but I’m bald now!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cosmo
Cosmo who?
Cosmo problems and I’ll call the cops.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew me the favor of letting me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel! What gives?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vera
Vera who?
Vera few have friends like you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia
Cynthia who?
Cynthia such a good friend, I brought you a present.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you tie this scarf?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to do classwork today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke for the silver lining.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a problem with my door key.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Warrior
Warrior who?
Warrior going all dressed up like that?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a kiss because I love you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon help with your homework now.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache what you’re wearing to the party.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska the questions around here!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas don’t ask so many questions.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturdays?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Manuel
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don’t open this door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albee
Albee who?
Albee down at the park if you need me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood appreciate being let in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
Rabbit carefully. It’s a present.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule be my friend always.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Allied
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus in good repair.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby owl
Bay owl who?
Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dish
Dish who?
Dish is when you open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hallways
Hallways who?
Hallways had a feeling you didn’t like me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Marry
Marry who?
Marry me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita instructions and tell me how that works.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy is the first day of school!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vera
Vera who?
Vera well. I’ll wait outside.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dish is a great neighborhood!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hallways
Hallways who?
Hallways wanted to kiss you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you come out to play?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to come inside.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you marry me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abba
Abba who?
Abba cup of tea with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beehive
Beehive who?
Beehive yourself and you can ride with me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dismay
Dismay who?
Dismay be the start of something special.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harris
Harris who?
Harris the remodeling coming along?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you just let me in? It’s raining cats and dogs!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mile
Mile who?
Mile for the camera!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hand if you have a question.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toucan
Toucan who?
Toucan think better than one.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Value
Value who?
Value let me in, please?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
B-4
B-4 who?
B-4 you leave, grab an umbrella.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther anything else you need before I go?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran here as fast as I could!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho business who it is!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There’s a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name?!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the weather channel, it’s going to snow tomorrow.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go hiking today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get me some water.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Acid
Acid who?
Acid it’s time to leave now.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise glad you’re home!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honey, bee my date tonight.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little time with you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you. Now hand over the cash.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wynaut
Wynaut who?
Wynaut come out to play!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?
Beth you’d never guess in a million years!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris is locked. Can I come through the garage?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Issac
Issac who?
Issac of this snow! When’s spring coming?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia
Cynthia who?
Cynthia at the door already, just open it!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs me some ice water, please. It’s hot out here!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Formosa
Formosa who?
Formosa the winter I stayed indoors.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hollis
Hollis who?
Hollis is set up for the dinner party.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy what you are doing!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Omega
Omega who?
Omega up your mind.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-manding aren’t you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for asking!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jan
Jan who?
Jan oh the answer?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you will see.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shad
Shad who?
Shad stories make me cry.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a chance to introduce myself.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leena
Leena who?
Leena a little closer and I will tell you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pasture
Pasture who?
Pasture bed time.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Weed
Weed who?
Weed best quit wasting time with questions.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A herd
A herd who?
I heard you wanted some company. Here I am!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eiffel
Eiffel who?
Eiffel three times yesterday.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mandy
Mandy who?
Mandy life boats! The streets are flooded!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albert
Albert who?
Albert you like making me wait out here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my pride and came to apologize.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita the children a bedtime story.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Value
Value who?
Value go fishing with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wynaut
Wynaut who?
Wynaut open the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albee
Albee who?
Albee in the kitchen if you need me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help drive me to the store?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eiffel
Eifell who?
I have this caste because eiffel.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hallways
Hallways who?
Hallways glad to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for the party.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mandy
Mandy who?
Mandy battle stations! Here comes the enemy.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
Rabbit tightly or that garbage will smell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for inviting me over!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vera
Vera who?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes you and me leaving for school.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you see me through the peep hole?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Meg
Meg who?
Meg up your mind.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police join me for lunch.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire we having this conversation?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abbott
Abbott who?
Abbott to head to the store. Need anything?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elizabeth
Elizabeth who?
Can I borrow Elizabeth of flour?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iowa
Iowa who?
Iowa lot to you. Thanks for being there for me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mile
Mile who?
Mile, I’m going to take your picture.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Statue
Statue who?
Statue behind that door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Underwear
Underwear who?
Ever underwear where you went wrong?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I’ll stop da knocking.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry good friend here to see you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya help me find my dog?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mickey
Mickey who?
Mickey got lost, can you open the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita book!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toulouse
Toulouse who?
The doorknob is Toulouse to turn.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abyssinia
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly along now. No time to drag our feet!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rob
Rob who?
Rob-bers are chasing me. Open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank me for this great lunch I brought us.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada lot of sweets and now I’ve got a tummy ache!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cosmo
Cosmo who?
You Cosmo noise than any neighbor I’ve had!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do love you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little help in the kitchen.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sacha
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Almond
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia
Cynthia who?
Cynthia my best friend, here’s a present!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eddy
Eddy who?
Eddy idea how I can cure this cold?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sadie
Sadie who?
Sadie fishing is good here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-light in this fudge I made for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Formosa
Formosa who?
Formosa my life we’ve been buddies!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hallways
Hallways who?
Hallways were a bit nosy, weren’t you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess little ole me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go to the park!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Selma
Selma who?
Selma house and move if you don’t open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda take you snow skiing today.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Agatha
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have aspirin with you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-lightful outfit you’re wearing!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for the gift.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce pray it’s not a burglar.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Selma
Selma who?
Selma prized possessions just to be with you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter tell you a few more knock-knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey need an introduction?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down. I’ll watch the kids.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jewel
Jewel who?
Jewel be pleased to see it’s just me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leafing now. Want to come along?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Otto
Otto who?
Otto know, but I’ve got amnesia!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood be nice to take a walk with you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Watson
Watson who?
Watson the stove. Dinner?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A herd
A herd who?
A herd you were sick. I brought you soup!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eiffel
Eiffel who?
Eiffel. Will you bandage my boo boo?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hallways
Hallways who?
Hallways asking silly questions!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin case you want to call, here’s my number.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive spending time with you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
Rabbit animals are dangerous.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy is a good time for a visit.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the beginning of a fine friendship.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harris
Harris who?
Harris things with you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you help me with my tie?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Meg
Meg who?
Meg up some excuse to spend the day with me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
William
Wiliam who?
Willia-mind your own business?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery impatient friend. Open up.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
B-4
B-4 who?
B-4 me is a locked door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to play this game anymore!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya join me for lunch?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Torch
Torch who?
Torch you would never ask.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Utah
Utah who?
Utah-king to me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you always so slow letting me in?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ankara
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-lightfully yours!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda way home, so I thought I’d stop by.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dish
Dish who?
Dish is a nice place!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb who?
Honey, comb your hair.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little help. I’m locked in the pantry.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sacha
Sacha who?
Sacha clown! Doesn’t my face look familiar?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cynthia
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been a good kid, here’s some candy.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am looking forward to our visit!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while somebody keeps asking “Who’s there?”
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Don’t leaf me alone out here!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sadie
Sadie who?
Sadie the magic word and I’ll open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut ask, it’s a secret.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Formosa
Formosa who?
Formosa us that’d be an easy question.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up! It’s freezing out here!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?
I don’t know, tell me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scream
Scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon tired of this game!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Freeze
Freeze who?
Freeze! It’s the police!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?
You forgot who you love?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess your buddy from next door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who’s all curious today!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you through with your housework yet?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be some reason you locked me out.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter open the door and see!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewott
Dewott who?
Dewott I tell you and nobody gets hurt!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida nuisance of myself again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Otto
Otto who?
Otto let me in. It’s dark out here!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood be good to come in out of the rain.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie the baby and I’ll get the bags.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Guitar
Guitar who?
Guitar kites. There’s a strong wind blowing.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you if you’re ready to go.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas go to the beach with me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for being my friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Value
Value who?
Value be taking me shopping?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Utah
Utah who?
Utah-king trash to me again?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita nother cup of sugar for the cobbler.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie on like that and I’ll go home.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me bring in these packages, please.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harris
Harris who?
Harris your book report coming?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Melissa
Melissa who?
Melissa to you and I’ll get in trouble.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police help me find my pet.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rhydon
Rhydon who?
Rhydon over to my house.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank me for coming to see you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery wet friend. It’s raining out here!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cashew
Cashew who?
Thanks, I love cashews!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hollis
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, you’re still my friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you soon.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stay
Stay who?
Stay home if you feel ill.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine my house. Let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets some other stupid games we play!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise here for hugs and kisses!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho housekeeper.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you open the door already?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cosmo
Cosmo who?
You Cosmo trouble than anyone I know.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you not remember me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle a little money!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arcainine
Arcainine who?
Arcainine is here to play with your canine!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I’m coming in through the window!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to go a party with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leena
Leena who?
Leena any closer and I’ll give you a kiss!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Saide
Sadie who?
Sadie air is hot in here. Turn on a fan!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas have a great day!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore needs to be opened.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Clear
Clear who?
Clear the way. I’m coming through.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No I’m not!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ardley
Ardley
I Ardley know you, but let’s be friends.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eat
Eat who?
Eat-er let me in or I’ll tell mom!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva message for you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair you to bungee jump with me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dotson
Dotson who?
Dotson old joke!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream my love for you so the whole world can hear!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas and thank you are the magic words.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s not as bad as it seems!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey need to be so formal?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy your lawn needs mowing!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the window and see for yourself!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shad
Shad who?
Shad that you won’t open the door for me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Duress
Duress who?
Duress up nice. We’re going to the symphony!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy your biggest smile!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida the lady of the house go shopping with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aurora
Aurora who?
Aurora is what a lion does.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe skip the formalities?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther a locksmith nearby who can fix this door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi be more than just friends?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho average visitor!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine good company.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby owl
Baby owl who?
Baby owl wait for you if you still want to go.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese not afraid of scary movies.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eskimo
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions, I’ll tell you no lies!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you and cover your mouth the next time you sneeze!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stay
Stay who?
Stay inside. There’s a tornado warning.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Witch
Witch who?
Witch key opens the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna if you fix your bell I won’t need to knock.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Clear
Clear who?
Clear out. The cleaning crew is here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad you’re my sister!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hollis
Hollis who?
Hollis packed and ready to go.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi be friends again?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Witch
Witch who?
Witch way to the store?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up or you’ll miss the rainbow!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stay
Stay who?
Stay right where you are and let’s have a visit.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine secure, don’t know why.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who?
Aaron running is my specialty.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
El
El who?
El low. Want to ride bikes with me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sinbad
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and there’ll be consequences.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Theresa
Theresa who?
Theresa picnic lunch out here for you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith your hands off me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just let me in!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yachts
Yachts who?
Yachts up, doc?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to get something to eat?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shad
Shad who?
Shad about losing you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Witch
Witch
Witch way does this doorknob turn?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Acid
Acid who?
Acid it’s me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey want to bring towels to the pool?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel ever going to get fixed?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Max
Max who?
Maximize your day. Spend it with me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive that you’ll play along with my knock knock jokes!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah nearby doorbell repairman?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben so good having you for a friend!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Disguise
Disguise who?
Disguise delivering your pizza.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isadore
Isadore who?
Isadore open or shut?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adelia
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we’ll play snap!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Door
Door who?
Door, don’t. I don’t care.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frostbite
Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva a sore hand from knocking!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther another way in? The door won’t open.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore-able me, that’s who.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bless
Bless who?
Bless-ings to you, too!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dotson
Dotson who?
Dotson odd question to ask an old friend.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for answering my knock!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harris
Harris who?
Harris you doing today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Manny
Manny who?
Manny people keep asking me that.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shad
Shad who?
Shad if I have to go the movies alone.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Guitar
Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alva
Alva who?
Alva bouquet of flowers for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey really like knock knock jokes?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you be getting to school today?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess the love of your life wanting to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shad
Shad who?
Shad if you won’t come out and play.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
You don’t look like a shoe!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Duress
Duress who?
Duress grubby. We’ll be getting dirty.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Joanne
Joanne who?
Joanne tell is a fun game.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke up! The sky is falling!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to go to the fair.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Underwear
Underwear who?
I underwear my momma is?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska you just once to let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carl
Carl who?
Car’l be quicker than walking.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
El
El who?
El low, it’s me.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s freezing out here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Theresa
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine trouble now.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dish is a pretty day for an outing!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to come in now.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sinbad
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and no one will like you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Twick
Twick who?
Twick me once, shame on you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abba
Abba who?
Abba minute to talk?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese going to take me to the zoo.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis a two digital number.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
You don’t know who Elmo is?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima old school friend from back in the day.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Statue
Statue who?
Statue with the funny face?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abyssinia
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia in my dreams.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe tie my shoes for me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Witches
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben waiting out here forever!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knock jokes do you know?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva flower delivery for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth
Beth wear shorts today. It’s a hot one!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva short memory, too!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna be friends if you don’t open the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tinker
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe get your mom. I need to tell her something.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna kiss with a door in the way?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dumbbell
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you’ve forgotten my last name.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butch
Butch who?
Butch down whatever you’re doing and let’s go!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adelia
Adelia who?
Adelia to open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
To
To who?
No, it is to whom.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mandy
Mandy who?
Man-dy rake. It’s yard cleaning day!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tobias
Tobias who?
Tobias some nice cold ice cream, you need money.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jose’
Jose’ who?
José can you see by the dawn’s early light?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jose’
Jose’ who?
Jose’ can I borrow a stick of butter?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter let me in!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tobias
Tobias who?
Tobias a door that opens is next on the list.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub. The water is cold!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter come out and play with me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me waiting for you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dumbbell
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell is too quiet to be heard!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss and let’s Joe.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you’re stalling. Open up already!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
I butter not tell you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you ready to go?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art you going to open the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to come out to play?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla is hot. Bring me the steaks.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the beach toys. You bring towels.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester minute. I’m trying to eat my lunch.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adelia
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards this time.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore wish I could cheer you up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris is locked. Don’t you love me anymore?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?
Beth grab your sunglasses. It’s bright outside today.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ardley
Ardley who?
I Ardley know how to answer that!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone know it’s time for school?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Issac
Issac who?
I caught your cold. Now Issac!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eat
Eat who?
Eat your veggies!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben looking forward to seeing you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut let on that you know me! They’ll hear you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Annette
Annette who?
Annette is important fishing equipment.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Witches
Witches who?
Witches the best way to end this joke?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to work. Let’s visit!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
For cheese a jolly good fellow!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben waiting all day to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Clear
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iowa
Iowa who?
Iowa you an apology.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tunis
Tunis who?
Tunis a company, three’s a crowd!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abbott
Abbott who?
Abbot time you were ready. Let’s go!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you something.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the door bell. I can’t hear it.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get a move on. We’re late.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita know why you don’t recognize my voice.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sonia
Sonia who
Sonia matter of time before I kick the door down.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida come in already but the door’s locked.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow time to dawdle. Open up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elizabeth
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of knowledge goes a long way!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima gonna give you a big hug when you let me in!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dismay
Dismay who?
Dismay be a bad joke, but I think it’s funny.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry nice to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon sick of knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iguana
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get through to you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albert
Albert who?
Albert you don’t know who this is!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juno
Juno who?
Juno I love you, right?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne that coffee cup and let’s get going!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue met me before?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom-orrow will be a better day!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jewel
Jewel who?
Jewel know once you open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva arrived with your new doorbell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Duress
Duress who?
Duress looks good on you, is it new?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Guitar
Guitar who?
Guitar shopping list. It’s time to go.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eat
Eat who?
Eat up! It’s getting late!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Argo
Argo who?
Argo fly a kite.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Issac
Issac who?
Issac. Will you take care of me?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police. Come out with your hands up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben everywhere looking for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
I know. I’m pretty exciting, too!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abyssinia
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia, neighbor!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Clear
Clear who?
Clearly you’ve forgotten me already!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut ask me that again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter just let me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna who but me would be knocking at this hour?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the music and let’s dance.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iowa
Iowa who?
Iowa you a cup of sugar.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a fun game to play!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Beef-ore you come out, turn off the lights.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny forgot their key again.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida you let me in, or I’m telling your parents.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Clear
Clear who?
Clear out. There’s a fire in the building.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby owl
Baby owl who?
Baby, owl always be there for you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elizabeth
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of time is all I ask.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sonia
Sonia who?
Sonia me. Open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iguana
Iguana who?
Iguana make you guess.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
El
El who?
El low. How’s it going with you?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery special person to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry good of you to answer the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toulouse
Toulouse who?
Want Toulouse weight? Stop eating candy.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow time like the present to invite me in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida appreciate being let in now.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eiffel
Eiffel who?
Eiffel and I need you to patch me up.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy not going to tell you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juno
Juno who?
Oh, Juno who I am!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amahl
Amahl who?
Amahl ready for the party!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida you open the door or I’m going home.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dumbbell
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell never works right!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida big lunch today. Had to take a nap.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie get to be strangers all of a sudden?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you know about knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beehive
Beehive who?
Beehive or the neighbors will report you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anka
Anka who?
Anka the ship!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs your glasses and you’d see it’s just me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris cantankerous today
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jewel
Jewel who?
Jewel be happy to know that I passed my math test.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Almond
Almond who?
Almond the outside and I need to come in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut go without your umbrella.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beehive
Beehive who?
Beehive or I won’t share my candy with you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip your hearing aid. I’ve been knocking a long time.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come by.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eddy
Eddy who?
Got eddy decongestant?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beehive
Beehive who?
Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew the winning Lotto ticket. Let’s celebrate!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you like knock knock jokes, too.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Door
Door who?
Door homework!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Torch
Torch who?
Torch you would be glad to see me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juno
Juno who?
Juno it’s raining out here?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to do yard work.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?
Beth you didn’t expect it to be me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny better open the door.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juno
Juno who?
Don’t Juno who I am?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anka
Anka who?
Anka aweigh, my boys, anka aweigh!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eiffel
Eiffel who?
Eiffel off my bike and hurt my leg.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Argo
Argo who?
Argo on and open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toreador
Toreador who?
Open up or I’ll Toreador down!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry happy to meet you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eddy
Eddy who?
Eddy time I get a cold, my nose stops up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
An electrician. Your doorbell’s not working.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut act like you don’t know who I am!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is here to visit you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to tell you.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Miss me already? I was just here yesterday.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s too quiet in here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to ever lose you as my friend!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a knock knock joke!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Well, I’m a sock so we’re a perfect match.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut tell them I’m here!
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