Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hanna
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull…!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda give you this Christmas present.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita Christmas story to me.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come over for Christmas dinner?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like Santa Claus!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-day season is my favorite time of the year!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police come to my Christmas party.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are special days.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, Christmas season is here.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sacha
Sacha who?
Sacha pretty Christmas tree!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby sad if we don’t bake Christmas cookies.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for my Christmas gift!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hanna
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amory
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda sing you a Christmas carole.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby amazed by the Christmas decorations!

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