Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like this birthday present?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A door
A door who?
A-door-able me wishing you a happy birthday!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and have a happy birthday!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery happy birthday to you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
It’s your Bertha-day. Happy Bertha-day!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap these birthday presents.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
Got Bertha-day presents for you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police come to my birthday party.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you for the birthday gift!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
Bertha-day present just for you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego and live it up! It’s your birthday!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!

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